French Enzo

French Enzo is a 14 year old Middle School student who is French. Every day he brings a 20 pound baguette to school and eats it up like Max eats carne. French Enzo is a member of the world renowned Gamers. Enzo is the CFO of a Cheeto dust snorting company (CEO is Mommy Max).

Bio
French Enzo (full name: Enzo Micropenis Baguette Snotlicker Saurus) is a 14 year old student at RSF Middle School. He attends snorting classes every day, hoping that one day he will become the CEO of Max’s Cheeto snorting company. Enzo says that he doesn’t like the girls in his class, but he has a crush on every girl in the cohort. Especially Rihanna. During class, Enzo is always munching on a baguette while playing Coolmathgames. He only focuses during Period 4 Snorting.

Looks
-young Justin Bieber hair

-Brown eyes

-4’7

-🇫🇷 Skin

Likes
-Baguettes

-video games

-Coolmathgames

-Cheeto snorting

-Sexfruit

Dislikes
-Girls

-School

Family
Parents: Andre the Giant & Max

Grandparents (Dad’s side): Robert DeNiro & Grandma Monkey

Grandparents (Mom’s side): Katherine & King of India

Trivia
-High class citizen of Niger

-Huge crush on Rihanna